Tuesday, April 26, 2005


Don't you think it's weird when someone can't explain what they have seen, they cop to the idea that it must have been a UFO? It doesn't cross they're minds that it could be an air balloon, plane, helicopter or a meteor.
Many people claim they have seen aliens. Even worse, they claim the have been abducted. These are the same people you see institutionalized a week later.
We kill each other, we molest children, we rape, we abuse, we screw people over. And we are still eagerly awaiting for the aliens to land on our lovely planet. Don't you think they are galaxies away by now?
Gods probably up there going,"I gave you a nice planet and you fucked it up".

Friday, April 22, 2005

The Mob

Happy 6 Month Anniversary Magic Mafia.
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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If you are still doubting. It's not allowed to carry a weapon and wear a mask when you are in the bank. A bank in Svaldbard put up a sign that says just that. It's like they are saying,"No robber,no".
Some stupid robber might go,"Oh shit, where's the fun now".
Everybody is carrying guns now. Even old ladies who just use to carry a mace, but would mix it up with the breath refresher. "Oh, there goes the day".
Guns don't kill people, crazy paranoid people who have no self control with guns kill people.

Friday, April 15, 2005


I do not do drugs. I use to though. I did it once or twice. I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. For you still wondering, it's nothing special. Other then that it enhances your tastes, sensations, colors and you look fucking goofy. You think you are on top of the world. Wrong. You are lucky if you can find your own god damn feet.
What really annoys me are those patronizing people. "Oh, you do drugs because you think it's cool". I can't stand that. Yes I do drugs because I think it's cool, and I want to have a lot of friends. But now, most of my friends are either in rehab or jail.
People like that piss me off.
caffeine is a drug I enjoy and use on a regular basis. When I'm hopped up on caffeine, it kinda feels like when you have drunken a lot of alcohol. The only difference is, you don't get those phone calls the next day like, "I took a piss on your dog"? Well Jr had it coming. The dog has been pissing on my lawn for the past 2 years. So here's a little switch, I'm gonna piss on Jr for the next couple of weekends.

Monday, April 11, 2005

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No, it's not a poster of the most wanted kid. Would be cool though. They could hand them out at the kinder garden and stuff. And you are wrong again, it's not a photograph from Michael Jackson "Best Friends Album". Now that was uncalled for.
It's a Norwegian food product. Stop guessing, no, it's not made of children. Then why the heck is there a picture of a kid on a food product??? Beats me. I asked the company who makes this product. They said;"It looks nice".

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Well, this looks niceer, but are they doing it. Hell no.
Some peoples lack of marketing skills is beyond my understanding.
Maybe its the fountain of youth? "I use to be a 65 year old man. I ate this disgusting looking product, and look at me now". "He looks like a 10 year old, but you would think you are talking to a 65 year old".
Maybe not a bad idea after all. I admire they're marketing skills.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Miracle Wallet

Miracle wallet Posted by Hello
The latest thing in magic today is a wallet that can bend coins. Isn't that something? To bend a coin using a wallet.
Why would I need a wallet to bend coins?
Wouldn't pliers be more handy? And how the heck are you going to bend coins using a wallet? To me that seems to be a better trick. If it was the other way around, pliers to bend a coin. Not that impressive.
Then again, pliers would be more suspicious then a wallet. If you pull out a set of pliers and go "Oh look the coin is bent".
Maybe not a bad trick after all.
Look closley at the picture. Paul's probably going "If you only knew what finger I was showing you".

Saturday, April 02, 2005


You know that little voice in your head?
Oh come on, don't tell me I'm the only one? Well everyone has a voice in their head.
Don't kid yourself.
My voice is in English, and I'm Norwegian.
That is going to be a problem.
Sometimes I have to get a translator to translate what's being said.
For all I know, my voice could be talking to the other voices behind my back.
And God knows what they are talking about.