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Andy

A little inspiring art.
-Yes I made it my self and I' very excited about it.

Inside

What you are looking at is a pill camera. It's a camera the size of a pill, hence it's name pill camera.
You are suppose to swallow it so you can get a look at your insides.
You can transmit it to your TV. Set the VCR on record (the red button). Record the footage onto tape so you can watch it over and over again.
Isn't that something. You have now become your own Discvovery Channel special.
If you wanna go the extra mile, do voice over.
"Slowly up ahead, the breakfast I had in 1993. On my left, you can see a fart".
What sick drunken german psychologist invented this thing?
What a lovely Xmas present for your loved ones. After all, it is the inside that counts.

Smoking Kills

Smoking kills. It's one of the number one killers on this planet. As I'm writing this right now, someone just died of smoking.
Smoking is slowest possible way of killing your self, yet it is legal. If you are going to use the quick and easy methods, you are a criminal. Because killing one self quickly is against the law. If you are going to kill your self, you have to die slow like the rest of us. For those who smoke light cigarettes, who are they fooling? Are they expecting the doctor to go,"You got cancer light".
What would happen if you were caught trying to commit suicide? Would they throw you in jail? Lethal injection? What would you be charged for? Assault with a deadly weapon?
Smoking does kill. You know what else kills? Quitting smoking.

Why you should not quit smoking

Magic and Meaning

Today we will be looking at the true meaning and social aspect of the magician.
First lets look at the magician. A magician is a person who can dress like a pimp and nobody cares. They wear colors you never see in day light.
Now, the magician produces a rabbit out of the hat. Why a rabbit? It's a sign of re-production, sex. All the rabbit does, is re-produce. It's kinda like making a xerox out of a xerox. It's redundant. This is all done to fast paced music you would swear you have heard in a porn movie in which you auditioned for.

Next, we have a magician who cuts a lady in half. Why? He wants to create a pussy that doesn't talk. Again, referring to sex.
The magician goes for the grand finally. The straight jacket escape. He is put in a straight jacket. This is a sign of scientology. I wont explain that analogy. One day you will understand.
Ofcourse, the invincible magician escapes. This is just to show, if you fuckers put him in an asylum, security wont be a problem.

Next week we will look deeper into the relationship between snow white and the 7 dwarfs.

Bitchin Bosso

The US is pretty similar to Norway if you think about it. You have Texas, we have Finnmark. Come on down we are going to party like it's 1969. We also have cloning in Norway, it's called cousins. They are only a couple in Finnmark, if you know what I mean. In case you take a flight to Finnmark and the cabin pressure falls, a small bottle of Jack Daniels will fall from the ceiling.

Sig & Roy

Siegfried and Roy.
Here we have a gay lion tamer, taming another gay lion tamer.
Whoops, wrong show people.
Those cats are the closest thing they will ever come to pussy.

Tooth Fairy

Let's look at the political and social aspect of the Tooth Fairy.
First we had a kid who looses his teeth. The tooth is placed in a glass of cold water. Let's call this capitalism. Cold cash. I just use that as an analogy.
Now, kid goes to sleep. Wakes up the next morning to find money instead of the tooth.
Parents who give money to a kid and go, "Don't spend it on candy." It's kinda the same as giving George Bush the power and go, "Don't fuck up the world, you hear."
"Can we blow up Iraq? I wanna use the toys."
Whoops, too late.