Smart

Everyone wants to be smart. Or they want people to think that they are smart. I'm smart. That's what I'm told. Everybody I know tells me I'm smart. Well, they add another word after the word smart. Like mouth or something. Smart mouth, that's the one. Hey, at least there is something smart about me, right? I celebrate that every Friday. Two beers, because after that I pass out due to my smart mouth.
On a side note. This is the first time the spel checker said, "No Errors Found". Yet another reason to celebrate.