Dildo and his companion

Finally the government has come to they're senses. They are kicking Mullah Krekar out of the country. Some people said that he is not evil, but I always thought this was a clue (the picture above). That's Krekar on the right. On the left is his lawyer. He looks like a dildo.
By the intense look he gives Krekar, it looks like some one envies all that hair.
Dildo:"God I want your hair".
Krekar:"Yeah, but you would still look like a dildo, but with a French tickler".