Phone service

I hate the phone service people. They can never get around answering that phone can they.
The other day I had to make a phone call to Telenor about my internet connection.
Before you get to talk to the service people, you have to answer a bunch of yes and no questions. That's something that makes you feel really intelligent. Some of the questions were worded weird. Like,"Have you ever had cybersex and do you have email".
After you have answered the questions, not only do you feel stupid but you actually believe you are going to talk to the service people. Not a chance in hell. You get to listen to music. Music that reminds you of a shitty porn movie from the 80s. It's music you don't even want your kids to hear.
Now you are gullible and stupid.
I don't know what the fuck is going on over there. Does the person have a phobia for answering phones? Or do they have a bet going to see who can hold the longest?
If they give me a call about something, I have my boom box ready.