Top Ten List
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
10. Splash on a little goat's blood.
9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents.
8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.
7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus!
6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed.
5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison.
4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents"
3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites.
2. Name a camel after her.
1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."
10. Splash on a little goat's blood.
9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents.
8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.
7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus!
6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed.
5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison.
4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents"
3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites.
2. Name a camel after her.
1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."
posted by kotkin at 3:31 PM
2 Comments:
Now why would I be intrested in Xango?
At first I was. It sounded so pornographic. I just love that darn shit. Can't get enough. It's like an addiction. Just 10 more cliks and I'll stop.
The 10 clicks turn into many hours of clicks. The more you watch, the more picky you get with the pictures. At first you start off by looking at some pictures of Britney Spears. You are so horny that you could watch any body.
2 hours later, you are not even satisfied by Asia Carrera. Then your thinking, " I'll photoshop her myself. I just want it to over, otherwise I'll miss my for my wedding".
No. Name a camel after her. Ex; If her name is Aida, you name a camel Aida. Really romantic. If you don't have a camel, you can do it with your dogs or cats.
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