Gold Digger

Anna Nicole Smith gets another chance to fight for the money she does not deserve.
She is asking for half of J. Howard Marshall II 's $1.6 billion fortune, which couldn't come at a better time for Smith, who declared bankruptcy in 1996 and hasn't had a significant film role since Naked Gun in 1994.
The bitch is on that money like shit on velcrow.

"It's been seven years since I've had sex."
-Those were the first words Anna said after the funeral of J. Howard.
The poor guy probably died of viagra. They had an open coffin, horrible.
"I never remember Howard being this way. Kids, get some horse shoes".
Anna's philosophy on the word marriage is,to rip out a man's gentiles through his wallet.
Instead of getting married,find a
woman you don't like and just give her a house.