The Finger
Today someone gave me the finger. I don't know why.
What does it really mean? Am I suppose to feel bad when someone shows me one of their fingers?
Who invented the finger? Did he try everything else?
Maybe at first he showed people his toes. That is really offensive.
Not only does it stink, but you have to take the shoe and the sock off.
Is he the same guy who invented the thumbs up move?
If you show someone your middle finger they will feel bad. If you show your thumb they will feel happy.
What would happen if you confused those two? "Nice job Bill". Then you give him the finger.
What came first? The thumb or the finger?
What does it really mean? Am I suppose to feel bad when someone shows me one of their fingers?
Who invented the finger? Did he try everything else?
Maybe at first he showed people his toes. That is really offensive.
Not only does it stink, but you have to take the shoe and the sock off.
Is he the same guy who invented the thumbs up move?
If you show someone your middle finger they will feel bad. If you show your thumb they will feel happy.
What would happen if you confused those two? "Nice job Bill". Then you give him the finger.
What came first? The thumb or the finger?
posted by kotkin at 6:41 PM
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