Crack

Caffeine is a drug- don’t kid yourself. It’s a drug that makes you work harder- that’s why it isn’t outlawed. If coffee made you sit at home all day and giggle at cartoons- it’d be illegal.

All these coffee shops are basically government approved crack houses. People walk in disheveled looking for a fix, can barely operate- then they leave happy and motivated to work. Watch somebody walking into a coffee shop and then watch the same person leaving. Got a little kick in their step!

If they could find a way to put caffeine in cigarettes the government would look the other way too.