The Paranormal

My Cell phone has a life of it's own. From time to time the background picture changes. The alarm clock goes off even when the cell is turned off. I better check my cell phone bills. Who knows. Maybe it has made some long distance calls. For all I know, it could be talking to other cell phones behind my back.
The cell phone makes fun of me in public by using out dated ring tones. The phone makes fun of me.
This morning when turning it on, the welcome message usually reads,"You are so cool. You are the best. Everyone loves you.Stay cool." It just said,"Fuck Off."